"Do you have the time,
to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those, melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it "
Mitch is the awesome. And so are his nipples. Have I confused you? Maybe
this will help. And how about
this Hahahahaha. Story later.
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Me: So, what do you think of Mitch's nipples?
Kristen: They look like nipples??
Me: You're boring
Kristen: Were they special nipples?
Me: Yes!! They're MAGICAL.
Kristen: ooooooo
Kristen: Are they magically delicious?
Me: I wouldn't know. You'd have to ask Neil.
Kristen: ok that disturbs me
Me: I'm a disturbing person.
Kristen: well duh
Kristen: Did Neil taste Fake Mitch's nipples?!
Me: That's information I swore I would never give up.
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