Shaq Fu hobbits

"Do you have the time, to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all at once?

I am one of those, melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it "

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Last 5 Entries

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-Jun. 21, 2004
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-Jun. 10, 2004
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-May. 30, 2004
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-May. 28, 2004
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-May. 26, 2004

Chloe: You're gonna have kids when you're...
Alora: 100
Chloe: You can't give birth when you're 100!
Alora: Sure you can, my grandmother did a couple days ago.
Chloe: NO SHE DIDN'T!
Alora: Yes she did.
Chloe: She isn't 100 and she didn't have a baby a couple days ago!!! You're so lying!
Alora: No, I'm not. Really. She did.
Chloe: Okay, fine. Does the baby have a penis, or a vagina?
Alora: Both.
Chloe: I KNEW you were gonna say that.
Alora: It's the obvious answer.
Chloe: You could have said "neither".
Alora: Fine, neither.
Chloe: You just gave me a heart attack!
Alora: What? How?
Chloe: I'm 100 years old, I'm prone to them.
Alora: .........Grandma?

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